"Perhaps you think the Creator sent you here
to dispose of us as you see fit.
If I thought you were sent by the Creator,
I might be induced to think you had a right to dispose of me."

~Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce

When the doors of perception are
cleansed, man will see things as they
truly are, infinite.

William Blake

Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?

The Wicked Witch of the West

"I go, and it is done: the bell invites me.

Hear it not, Duncan, for it is a knell

That summons thee to heaven, or to hell."

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

Live your life that the fear of death
can never enter your heart.

The Teaching of Tecumseh

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

Batman, the movie

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be. You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us it is in everyone. And as we let our light shine, we give others the permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

Nelson Mandela

"I'd check on the final destination of that finger before answering that."

Rizo, the Muppet Rat

"It's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid, than to open it and remove all doubt."

"In these troubled times I have drifted here and there.
Returning home alive is but an accident."

Tufu, Chinese Poet

"Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please."

Tank Girl

And then the thought that being with Christopher Robin was a very good thing to do, and having Piglet was a very friendly thing to have; and so, when he had thought it all out, he said, "What I like best in the whole world is Me and Piglet going to see You, and You saying, 'What about a little something?' and Me saying, 'Well I shouldn't mind a little something, should you, Piglet,' and it being a hummy sort of day outside, and bird singing.

The Tao of Pooh

Then God said, 'Let there be light,'

And there was light,

And it was good.

Genesis 1:3

Yippee Kae-yay

Mother F*cker!

Die Hard, the movie

"E lascia pur grattar dov'è la rogna!"

And let them go ahead and scratch where it itches!

Dante Alighieri in "Paradise Lost"

What is now proved, was once only imagin'd.

William Blake in "The Marriage of Heaven and Hell"

"Who's in the next room? --who?
       A figure wan
With a message to one in there of something due?
       Shall I know of him anon?"
"Yeah, he; and he brought such; and you'll know him anon."

Thomas Hardy in "Who's in the Next Room?

Love the animals. God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. Don't trouble it, don't harrass them, don't deprive them of their happiness, don't work against God's intent.

Dostoevsky in "The Brothers Karamazov"

Falling Up
I tripped on my shoelace
And I fell up--
Up to the roof tops,
Up over the town,
Up past the tree tops,
Up over the mountains,
Up where the colors
Blend into the sounds.
But it got me so dizzy
When I looked around,
I got sick to my stomach
And I threw down.

Shel Silverstein

"No fuckface, there is no filter between my brain and my mouth. Now go to hell!"

mona

"Which means the fat lady should be singing right... about... NOW!
[pause where nothing happens]
Oh, this is awkward.
[Still nothing]
Anyone have a cell phone?"

Hannibal King

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.

Oscar Wilde

Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel.

Jareth, Labyrinth

And nee said...

"Could you translate that from Dumbass to English?"

"yeah, my black woobie sparks at night!"

"he would burninate them with his fanny!!"

"hehehee if nee made gingerbread men i'd give them gumprop nipples."

"Twiggy thinks it's the darndest thing when he knocks up some girl. Donny was shocked as hell, though, she didn't think he had it in him...literally...."

Karen: "Hey doctor, correct me if i'm wrong.*pointing consecutively to each breast, crotch...* Milk, milk lemonade.... 'round the corner fudge is made. *and rear*"

nee: "...twiggy keeps pointing to his ass... I think he's confused..."

"I ate a lot of garlic and I just farted. Sorry back there."

"I'm alive in that non-committal sort of way... as in i reserve the right to die again at any time."